Anonymous Tue May 23 19:50:21 2006

1 cup water

1 cup sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups mixed dried fruit

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 cup brown sugar

1/4 cup lemon juice

1/2 cup mixed nuts

1 bottle whiskey -- Jack Daniel s

salt -- to taste

4 cups all-purpose flour -- Sifted

1 cup butter -- room temperature

1. Take a large mixing bowl. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. 2. Check the whiskey

again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on

electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in the bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat

again. 3. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two

leggs and add to the bowl and then chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the

fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. 4. Sample the whiskey

to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the

whiskey. Now sift the lemmen juice and strain for nuts. Add one table. And a spoon. Of

sugar or somefling. Whatever you can find. 5. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350F.

Dontt forget to beat on the turner. Thfrow the bowl out the window, check the whiskey agin

and go to bed. NOTES : A recipe for the truly brain dead.

Approved by the U.S. House of Congress Source: Foster Brooks Posted to Bbq by

RockMc@aol.com on Dec 3, 1997